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Saint Jerry the Goatfucker 

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

sprinted 

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.
Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017
A person having the qualities of always having good intentions, always generous and willing to help, great sympathy and overall well mannered demeanor.
"He's always the one buying his friends drinks, Justin's such a saint."

"She has the heart of a saint, always puts others needs before her own."
Saint by Lycanthrophy December 15, 2019

Saint Sami-Ganja 

This refers to a boss (patron/matron), a person that is honored with all the glory in a successful act/gathering.
He/she is the leader of an Oshozondi movement(ballers).

See also: Oshozondi
Hello Saint Sami-Ganja, Saint Sami-wizzy is now online...slow down on a codeine diet.
Saint Sami-Ganja by Hector01 May 13, 2018

Saint Dick 

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.
Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.
Saint Dick by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Saint Briggsy's Day

When a man gets lucky at the gay bar on a Sunday night and gets so well rogered he doesn't go in to work on the Monday. His day off is known in the gay community as Saint Briggsy's Day.
I went home with two fat black trannies last night and my arse is rawer than sushi. I'm gonna have a Saint Briggsy's Day.