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SantaClaus

An annoying robot on AIM.
He'll keep on asking you to type "menu" or "games". He repeats himself a lot.
ME: heylo
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?

ME: nope
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

ME: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.


ME: i don't celebrate christmas
SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all


ME: i don't believe in you
SantaClaus: Oh, no? Just who do you think you're talking to?


ME: you're just a fat 50 yeaar old pedo ):
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


ME: YOU'RE A FAT 50 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

ME: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.


ME: shut up
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.




ME: why?
SantaClaus:
Because (obviously) -- Christmas.




ME: you're stupid
SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.

ME: ok i'm leaving
SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.
by d4n1k3dz December 17, 2008
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Santaclausing

making someone's beliefs out as fiction
I can not stand the fact that every time I tell people about my beliefs in Christianity, people keep putting me down by santaclausing my beliefs!
by funny fellas January 12, 2014
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