Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex

Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"

by iliketrashytv February 9, 2012

Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.

She’s one salty potato.

by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020

Salty potato

A female who has ejaculated whist giving birth to a new born.

Salty potato is Designed to be more insultive than the word cunt and can be used as an Alternative

by Ashtonaut April 16, 2017

Salty potato

Ash when you mention you voted for trump, or talk about Trump, or talk about anything about trump.

Babe, don't be a salty potato.

by pumpkinpotato December 5, 2018

salty potato

joey essex quote, a bit like reem.

'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'

by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012

Salty potato cake

A legend or an amazing person

"Remy is a total salty potato cake!!"

by Sarah dim sim December 28, 2016