A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.
Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.
A sexual act with flavor! Invented in the Mexican state of Tabasco, "Salsa dipping" consists of three steps. First, you pour some salsa into a vagina or anus. Second, the man inserts his member into the orifice and pulls out after a few pumps. The third and final step is the act of felatio performed by the person who was the salsa depository. Salsa dipping comes in many variations. It all depends on what kind of salsa you like. Do you want it to be a medium, mild, spicy, or really spicy experience!?! It's up to you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.