Salp

The act of forcefully throwing salt into one's eyes.

For each thing I do wrong, my mentor salps me.

by LPGhatguy October 21, 2010

SALP

A beautiful and kind god. SALP has a wife named SALPSWIFE and a friend named SALPSFRIEND and that is all who knows about the tale of SALP

“What a beautiful god!”
“That’s gotta be SALP!”
“Why are my pants down all the sudden…”

by SALPSWIFE August 22, 2023

Salped

To slobber or spit on someone

Person 1: the dog just salped on me
Person 2: damn

by ismelllikeawoman17293 August 2, 2020

salp

means slap but when its typed badly when someones drunk

like when dan was drunk and i was being a bitch he asked if i wanted a salp

by Joe Hart June 20, 2006

SALPS

"Smells Alot Like Pot Syndrome"
The rare condition whereas the victim constantly exudes a slight aroma of marijuana.

I can't go to class today, my SALPS is really acting up.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

Salp

to steal through superior wit/style/intelligence/aspects

I salped him of his honor

by oofergang May 9, 2018

salp

The crusty paste left on underwear after a women discharged.

Damn, Linda left her salp all over me last night.

by roscar April 24, 2020