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Salisbury School 

All-Men-Prep-School in Salisbury, CT.

-Class A Division 1 in every sport
(Avon Old Farms recently had to move to Class B Division II)
-Lower acceptance rate than Avon Old Farms
-Higher SAT scores than Avon Old Farms, Trinity Pauling, and Choate
-Don't fall for girls within 5 minutes away from their school (i.e. Avon Old Farms with Miss Porters and Ethel Walker
-NEPSAC Class A Division I winners within the past two years in: Hockey, Football, and of course, Lacrosse.

-has the most alums in the NHL than any other prep school
-has the second most alums in the MLL (behind Deerfield)
-Headmaster didn't have an affair with his secretary like Avon Old Farm's and Berkshire's
-Has the most fit students
-Has a $29 Million brand new athletic center
-Voted the "Best Looking School for Boys" in a recent Facebook poll
-Men of character come from this school
"Yo did you get into AOF? Yeah man!" x every guy who applies

"What schools are looking at you?"
"Cornell, BC, UNC, Penn, Harvard, Yale, and Salisbury School."

"Yeah my friend is going to Salisbury School for lacrosse."

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Salisbury School 

Did you get into Avon Old Farms?

No, so I'm going to Salisbury School instead
Salisbury School by WINGED_BEAVER November 26, 2009

salisbury composite high school 

a school in sherwood park that is full of stoners and hard drugs
hey do you go to salisbury composite high school i hear there real stoners

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026