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Salisbury School 

All-Men-Prep-School in Salisbury, CT.

-Class A Division 1 in every sport
(Avon Old Farms recently had to move to Class B Division II)
-Lower acceptance rate than Avon Old Farms
-Higher SAT scores than Avon Old Farms, Trinity Pauling, and Choate
-Don't fall for girls within 5 minutes away from their school (i.e. Avon Old Farms with Miss Porters and Ethel Walker
-NEPSAC Class A Division I winners within the past two years in: Hockey, Football, and of course, Lacrosse.

-has the most alums in the NHL than any other prep school
-has the second most alums in the MLL (behind Deerfield)
-Headmaster didn't have an affair with his secretary like Avon Old Farm's and Berkshire's
-Has the most fit students
-Has a $29 Million brand new athletic center
-Voted the "Best Looking School for Boys" in a recent Facebook poll
-Men of character come from this school
"Yo did you get into AOF? Yeah man!" x every guy who applies

"What schools are looking at you?"
"Cornell, BC, UNC, Penn, Harvard, Yale, and Salisbury School."

"Yeah my friend is going to Salisbury School for lacrosse."

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Salisbury School 

Did you get into Avon Old Farms?

No, so I'm going to Salisbury School instead
Salisbury School by WINGED_BEAVER November 26, 2009

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hey do you go to salisbury composite high school i hear there real stoners

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