A true nigga, a ride or die nigga. He is super funny and more than enjoyable to be around. He is very attractive and can snag the hoes if he wants too. A loyal lion kind of dude who is really caring. Strong and considerate, very rare and fucking hot. The best guy in the world, a guy you can't really lose. Saigunn is the best.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).