saftu 

my darling sweet baby angel, kindest soul to ever exist. i love this man with all my heart. he is heaven on earth. he makes me feel safe and makes my heart feel warm whenever i think of him.

someone: is that saftu?

me: YES HOLY SHIT AWOOOOGA WOOF WOFOF AHHWKAKAOKQOAKAA HEHAHAHHWHAHA

saftu by puddingu January 22, 2022

Saturn Ring 

Is a scared tissue area on the shaft. Caused from masterbating a lot.

I have a Saturn ring now.

Saturn Ring by Trijata February 15, 2019

Saturday's are for debate kids 

A frequently celebrated every Saturday specifically for debate kids. Serves as a legitimate excuse to get out of previous arrangements to spend time with the debate kids.

Andrew: Let's go to the movies on Saturday.
Leslie: No I'm busy, Saturday's are for debate kids after all!

Saturday's are for debate kids by Branderrson December 10, 2020

Green Saturday 

a day for greasies to celebrate and paint the world green! as far as they’re concerned, green saturday is everyday!... pink friday is for bitches.

It’s green saturday greasies, let’s paint the town green!!

Green Saturday by neckrollgrease September 3, 2019

SaturJAY 

A Saturday filled with JAYNESS (Jay Park: a term used to describe a sexy korean american male).

1. I spent my Saturjay watching Jay Park dancing to Beyonce's Single ladies.

2. I can't wait until Saturjay!

3. I spent my Saturjay watching Jay sing Nothing on You

4. On Saturjay, Jay flashed his "Taylor" body and told me I can call him new moon because I orbit around him.

SaturJAY by Teamjaypark April 4, 2010

Perry Saturn 

Retired Professional Wrestler who gained fame in the 90s through the top 3 wrestling promotions.

Saturn was trained by Killer Kowalksi and debuted in 1990. After joining Extreme Championship Wrestling in 1995, with partner John Kronus, they were renamed The Elimantors, and took the company by storm; winning the Tag Team Titles 3 times between then and 1997. Saturn left for WCW that same year. In late 90s WCW, he would join The Flock, and help disband the team. Feud with Chis Jericho, and win the Tag Team Titles twice.

In January 2000 The Radicalz (Saturn, Benoit, Guerrero, and Malenko) debuted in the WWF/E. Later that year Saturn would go on to win the European Championship, and become a two time Hardcore Champion.

After a match where he actually attacked Mike Bell, he suddenly went through a gimmick change, as he kayfabe - suffered head trauma, leaving his manager Terri, and falling in love with a mop named Moppy.

Perry Saturn retired from wreting in 2003.
In April of 2004 Saturn was shot in the neck after saving a girl from getting raped. This required a metal plate, and steel screws to be inserted into his vertebrae.

Recently Perry has disappeared from the public view. Family and friends have no information on his whereabouts. As of 2007 he has been spotted in Iowa, and is believed to be working in the town of Alber Lea, Minnesota.
Perry Saturn if your reading this the wrestling world misses you, and please return for one more match!

Finishers:
-The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza
-Rings of Saturn
-Death Valley Driver

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Perry Saturn by Q-Bomb August 9, 2009

Complete global saturation 

Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.

Uruboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.

*Deep breath*

Complete global saturation by Rusty Was Here May 2, 2009