safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016

safety shit

Letting out half a shit so that you can hold your shit for longer

Guy number 1: hey dude I know I'm gonna need a shit later
Guy number 2: go have a safety shit then

by Cratchit get banged April 8, 2016

this shit on safety

when someone has something in the palm of their hand, when they know that they "got this"

Man 1 - I'm about to fight this kid.
Man 2 - Yea yo, you got this shit on safety.
Man 1 - Yea I'm gonna beat this guys ass.

by Laura400 December 10, 2007

SafetySuit

A band that is so underrated, but people should hear them because their songs are so beautiful.
Have two albums, Life Left to go which was titled from a friend of the band that wanted to commit suicide. These Times which is a song in their album which is about knowing these times are hard, but they will pass.

Person 1: Have you heard of SafetySuit?
Person 2: Yea, their music is so beautiful.

by TJAlvi January 10, 2014