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The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.
Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!
by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016
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Letting out half a shit so that you can hold your shit for longer
Guy number 1: hey dude I know I'm gonna need a shit later
Guy number 2: go have a safety shit then
by Cratchit get banged April 08, 2016
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