safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016

safety shit

Letting out half a shit so that you can hold your shit for longer

Guy number 1: hey dude I know I'm gonna need a shit later
Guy number 2: go have a safety shit then

by Cratchit get banged April 8, 2016