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safety shit
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The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect
to get laid
so as not to
poop in
your
date's
bathroom.
Man, I took
a safety
shit before my
date
with
Denise
!
by
LordFartingtonTheThird
January 17, 2016
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safety shit
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Letting
out half
a shit
so that you can hold
your shit
for longer
Guy
number 1
: hey dude I know I'm gonna need a shit later
Guy
number 2
: go have
a safety
shit then
by
Cratchit get banged
December 29, 2015
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