sad cowboy

The act of KA-RA-TE chopping a guy in the nutsack between the balls while standing causing the nuts to look like the legs and chaps of a cowboy and causing the dick to flop looking like a sad cowboy.
Dude Marilyn gave me a sad cowboy last night and they're still numb.
by Southernmostvapor September 09, 2018
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sad cowboy

someone who is lonely and jealous of their friends who are in a relationship.
guy 1: that girl must be single.
guy 2: why do you say that?
guy 1: because she's looking like real sad cowboy over there
by littlecowboy3 March 17, 2020
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