Sack of Hammers 

Used as a degree of stupidity, it expresses one's explicit opinions of one group or individual's obvious idiocy.

1) Jane is useless, and she's as dumb as a sack of hammers.
2) Bob, I've known sacks of hammers that could toast bread, what the hell is wrong with you?

Sack of Hammers by Kole Zimmer July 27, 2005

Sack of hammers 

After a long night of drinking, doing drugs and smoking the dope you feel as if you are a geriatric. Tired and unable to preform the simplest tasks. You feel... like a sack of hammers.

Holy shit man! What a night! Drinking and doing all those drugs was fun but now I feel like a sack of hammers!

Sack of hammers by Zopiclone July 9, 2010

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit 

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit by weave March 24, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004