s.h.p. 

someone with multiple personalities, is usually hopped up on steroids, and has exceptionally small hands. s.h.p. is an acronym for small handed pussy.

jeff is a fucking s.h.p.

s.h.p. by jewbear2 September 27, 2009

S.H.P.O.S. 

Designation as a Sub-Human Piece Of Shit, applied by medical personnel in hospitals to their less-than-desirable patients.

In an article published in Values, Ethics, and Health Care, 5 (1980), pp. 226-228, Harold Schwartz attests that S.H.P.O.S. is "an acronym for 'subhuman piece of shit' applied by medical interns and residents to their most unpleasant and uncooperative patients."

S.H.P.O.S. by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008

Big Borl Orl Norl S.H.P.P. Gorl

The term for someone who indulges in frequent "gooning" to furry oatmeal and meimoochi.

"Man that guy was acting like such a damn Big Borl Orl Norl S.H.P.P. Gorl.

Big Borl Orl Norl S.H.P.P. Gorl by Wormoligy July 15, 2026

M.I.S.H.A.P.

Maybe If She Had A Penis; viral video featuring the Numa Numa Guy. Shows girls what life would be like if they had to deal with a swinging member all day long. They'd most certainly appreciate the hardships men have to endure... especially when it comes to receiving quality oral sex.

M.I.S.H.A.P... she would know what to do with mine.

M.I.S.H.A.P. by shardyblue May 13, 2010

A.S.A.H.P

As Soon As Humanly Possible

"I need to get to the airport A.S.A.H.P!"

A.S.A.H.P by Shyann2004 July 15, 2016

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S 

From She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow

"Do you know what 'D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S.' means?"

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S by beep..boop..bop January 12, 2021

S.H.A.R.P. 

An acronym for: SkinHeads Against Racial Prejudice.

There was a fight at the bar between neo-Nazis and S.H.A.R.P.s.

S.H.A.R.P. by masemase February 23, 2009