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A shortened form of Shit Can, S-Can is used in reasonably polite situations where the full pronunciation of Shit Can would be taking it too far.
Also: See "Shit Can"
"Professor, can I email you a draft of my essay for you to review and let me know if I am on the right track or if I should S-Can it"
S-Can by Liebenjml January 26, 2009

Pringle’s Can 

A bitch with a pussy so wide it feels the same as if you were to fuck a Pringle’s Can
Dude 1: How was that chick from last night?

Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringle’s Can
Pringle’s Can by BlitzKreiug November 18, 2019

Schrödinger's Can 

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."

B's can't be C's 

That's all you have? Well, I'm out of money and B's can't be C's, so I'll take it.
B's can't be C's by SunzRa August 7, 2005

Boy's Can Swim Soiree

The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?
Boy's Can Swim Soiree by manfun January 18, 2012

Candy’s Can 

A place to use the bathroom, a portable toilet served through various companies, one of the porta potty companies.
I need to use the candys can.
Candy’s Can by Juneberry You June 20, 2023