by Sugar Quill the Hufflepuff November 25, 2011
Get the s'punky mug.In sailing days prior to steam engines, each ship leaving port would choose the ship's punk for that voyage. Women were not allowed on sailing ships in those days (as crew), but it was considered unhealthy to go too long without sexual release. Voyages often took weeks or months.
The ship's punk was chosen by lot, only the prior voyage's punk being exempt. Once chosen, that sailor's only duty was as cum bucket until the ship reached port again. He was to be available at any time for any crewman who desired to relieve his testicles of sperm build up. Generally, it was anal intercourse in such acts.
No particular emphasis on the title, though it was considered derogatory to be called the punk when it was not your turn. Since any man among the crew was in the lottery to become ship's punk, it was never wise to take insults or jokes about the punk too far. You never knew when the old punk was going to have a turn at the screwing the new punk.
To use the ship's punk did not make you homosexual in the modern sense. When in port, the majority of crewmen would happily make use of the prostitutes and women of the town. Considered a form of institutional/situational homosexuality only occurring during/in instances of enforced separation from women. It was also likely there were some bisexual and gay crewmen, just there are today.
The term 'punk' originates here, not with prisons, street slang, insult as an inferior male or with the music genre.
The ship's punk was chosen by lot, only the prior voyage's punk being exempt. Once chosen, that sailor's only duty was as cum bucket until the ship reached port again. He was to be available at any time for any crewman who desired to relieve his testicles of sperm build up. Generally, it was anal intercourse in such acts.
No particular emphasis on the title, though it was considered derogatory to be called the punk when it was not your turn. Since any man among the crew was in the lottery to become ship's punk, it was never wise to take insults or jokes about the punk too far. You never knew when the old punk was going to have a turn at the screwing the new punk.
To use the ship's punk did not make you homosexual in the modern sense. When in port, the majority of crewmen would happily make use of the prostitutes and women of the town. Considered a form of institutional/situational homosexuality only occurring during/in instances of enforced separation from women. It was also likely there were some bisexual and gay crewmen, just there are today.
The term 'punk' originates here, not with prisons, street slang, insult as an inferior male or with the music genre.
1) Captain: It's time for the lottery boys. Put your token in the bucket and I'll pick the new ship's punk.
2) Crewman: You're the ship's punk, so prepare to be boarded.
2) Crewman: You're the ship's punk, so prepare to be boarded.
by Sexual-History-Buff December 14, 2009
Get the Ship's punk mug.Women, who when their nipples become erect, exert an extremely long nipple length giving the illusion of a baby's pinky.
Did you see Leda's nipples? THOSE WERE THE BIGGEST BABY'S PINKY i've ever seen! Ice cubes rock.....
Dude, her baby's pinky is shooting through that bikini top!!
Dude, her baby's pinky is shooting through that bikini top!!
by Polish Avenger May 5, 2006
Get the Baby's Pinky mug.When using a program like photoshop on a laptop, your pink will fall asleep from pressing the control key with it and having the index finger on the click button. The only known remedy is to chew on it.
Damn, Carl, I was shooping that poster all night Thursday and I got Laptopper's Pinky.
Aw shit man did you chew on it?
Aw shit man did you chew on it?
by Kirstead April 10, 2010
Get the Laptopper's Pinky mug.by Roberto Dickson October 30, 2025
Get the Wade's Pinky mug.1)Somebody that thinks that Punk is a fashion statment instead of a way of life
2)Somebody who listens to only Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Green Day's American Idiot, etc and walks around saying "OMFG!! Listen to this stuff! It's the best punk I've ever heard!" And doesn't even know what Anarchy is.
3)a poser
2)Somebody who listens to only Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Green Day's American Idiot, etc and walks around saying "OMFG!! Listen to this stuff! It's the best punk I've ever heard!" And doesn't even know what Anarchy is.
3)a poser
wannabe Punk's:"OMFG!! Good Charlotte is on!! They are like the most effin best punk pnk band there is!! AHH!! My black nail polish is coming off again!
by rebel77 April 13, 2006
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