rxfsuzvjpqbteghiklmaydwcon

The ultimatum of keyboard destruction. Did you really think shifting qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by one letter was going to help you finish your essay? Honestly i feel so bad for your keyboard rn, it doesn't have to go through this suffering...

Also, the mental institute knows about you now.

Keyboard destruction level: 4

Me: *types qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm*
Keyboard: *starts breaking*
Me: shut up *qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp*
Keyboard: HELP IM DYING THIS GUYS TRYNA BREAK ME
Me: no *qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv*
Keyboard: AAAA IT HURTS AAAAAAA
Me: *sqazxcdewgrfvbnhytkujmloip*
Keyboard: *dies internally*
Me: IM MENTAL AAAAAAAA RXFSUZVJPQBTEGHIKLMAYDWCON
Keyboard: *dies externally*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: RXFSUZVJPQBTEGHIKLMAYDWCONRXFSUZVJPQBTEGHIKLMAYDWCONRXFSUZVJPQBTEGHIKLMAYDWCON
Keyboard: *melts and burns down*
room: *burns down*
Mother: hello child WOAH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE
Me: *alt-tabs* hm a very nice essay

by zandy21 April 26, 2024