rxfsuzvjpqbteghiklmaydwcon

The ultimatum of keyboard destruction. Did you really think shifting qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by one letter was going to help you finish your essay? Honestly i feel so bad for your keyboard rn, it doesn't have to go through this suffering...

Also, the mental institute knows about you now.

Keyboard destruction level: 4

Me: *types qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm*
Keyboard: *starts breaking*
Me: shut up *qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp*
Keyboard: HELP IM DYING THIS GUYS TRYNA BREAK ME
Me: no *qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv*
Keyboard: AAAA IT HURTS AAAAAAA
Me: *sqazxcdewgrfvbnhytkujmloip*
Keyboard: *dies internally*
Me: IM MENTAL AAAAAAAA RXFSUZVJPQBTEGHIKLMAYDWCON
Keyboard: *dies externally*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: RXFSUZVJPQBTEGHIKLMAYDWCONRXFSUZVJPQBTEGHIKLMAYDWCONRXFSUZVJPQBTEGHIKLMAYDWCON
Keyboard: *melts and burns down*
room: *burns down*
Mother: hello child WOAH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE
Me: *alt-tabs* hm a very nice essay

by zandy21 April 26, 2024

trgyefbhuwdvnjiqscmkoaxlpz

A word only the chosen few get to type. The ultimate pinnacle of keyboard boredom. Take it one step further, and you're going to enter keyboard destruction.

...did you seriously think typing a "V" pattern around t would get you anywhere???

Keyboard destruction level: 3

Friend: How's it going?
Me: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
Friend: Woah chill! Must be some inside joke righttt??? *nervous chuckle*
Friend: I mean I haven't seen you irl in 2045672827 days.
Me: MNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
Me: QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP
Friend: Uh i mean no harm man please forgive me-
Me: SQAZXCDEWGRFVBNHYTKUJMLOIP
Friend: Ok im just gonna get going now please dont-
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: trgyefbhuwdvnjiqscmkoaxlpz TRGYEFBHUWDVNJIQSCMKOAXLPZ
Friend: *keyboardifies*
Me: *keyboardifies*

by zandy21 April 25, 2024