Rusty Tea

ok, so a rusty tea is when your girlfriend starts a heavy flow period and she leaves her first tampon in untill the last day of her period, then while on hands and knees you remove the tampon, pour cold water into her vag and replug it with the tampon, wait for the water to steep to body temp and then pour it into a single mug to share.

mmmm baby, iv been brewing you a rusty tea for he last week..

by rusty tea September 17, 2014

rusty tea kettle

When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.

Rusty whistling sound....
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."

by Sean Greer June 21, 2007

rusty teaspoon

A person whom is a wank player of video games.

Joe your gameplay is at question you rusty teaspoon.

by Captain-Girth January 19, 2014

Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.

I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.

by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

rusty teardrop

During anal sex, remove your dick from her ass and fling the shit on your dick into her eye.

Rick gave Marsha a rusty teardrop, and she regrettably got pink eye.

by Glass-Demon June 26, 2021

Rusty Teabag

Ram a slut up the dinnerdumper in the piledriver position till she is gapped
Lower ur balls into her shitpipe and viciously poke her pussy with ur knob

that fat slut was so wasted i gave her an ol' rusty teabagin

by jdtgg April 25, 2008

Rusty Teapot

Blowin' a fat load in her shitter

It's been so long since I've been laid so I had to give her the Rusty Teapot!

by Wes Kelsey February 22, 2006