russian crabcake 

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls then has a woman suck it off.

I gave Julie a Russian Crabcake last night. It was great but my balls were on fire from the vodka!

russian crabcake by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016

Russian Crabcake 

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off

1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.

Russian Crabcake by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016

russian crab cake 

Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.

Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.

russian crab cake by Themathman13 March 2, 2018