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1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls then has a woman suck it off.
I gave Julie a Russian Crabcake last night. It was great but my balls were on fire from the vodka!
by Meeeow12 June 07, 2016
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When you're in mid sex and you shove a crab claw up her ass and scream something russian
1: dude I was banging this giro and gave her a Russian crabcake and now she's bleeding
by Cambrock1122 June 06, 2016
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1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off
1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.
by Meeeow12 June 07, 2016
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Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.
Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.
by Themathman13 March 02, 2018
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