Run A Mile 

Another way of saying one is pooping.

Since it takes roughly around 7-10 minutes to run a mile, to "run a mile" can be used for "pooping" instead of blatantly saying one is pooping.

One can also say "2 miles" for roughly 20 minutes of pooping and so on.

Guy 1: What are you up to this morning?

Guy 2: I think I'm going to go "run a mile". Be right back.

Guy 1: Alright, I just ran my 3 miles this morning.

Run A Mile by county hunter April 20, 2012

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) 

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021