rumpy pumpy

polite way in asking ones partner if she wouldnt mind partaking in sexual intercourse.Of course this is actually a well known disguised code for anal rape!

Tabatha my darling do u wish to partake of some rumpy pumpy on the veranda.asked Jeremy.
Not now my darling my ass hole is still a gaping cavern from our last jaunt.

by paddingtenpair February 25, 2011

rumpy pumpy

euphemism for anal sex, often misinterpreted as a euphemism for sex in general

bored of regular sex, jeremy asked susan if she would mind him pumping her rump.

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 04, 2004

rumpy-pumpy

(UK) heterosexual intercourse

fancy a bit of the ol' rumpy-pumpy me dear?

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

Rumpy Pumpy

The act of Sexual Intercourse between a Man and a Woman, usually in a lighthearted and quick manner.

Andy is waiting for his wife to get ready to go out for the evening, he feels aroused at watching her getting dressed, and asks " How about a bit of Rumpy Pumpy before we go? "
Answer 99% of the time is " Get off, watch my hair!! "

by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003

Rumpy Pumpy

Rumpy Pumpy means to have sex

I wanna have rumpy pumpy time with you Sketch bb

by KarmicLoki25566 June 15, 2016

rumpi-pumpi

when you pump in the rump

I'm a bit sore from too much rumpi-pumpi.

by ess April 15, 2006

Rumpy Pumpy

For thouse who are too up-theirselfs to say 'sex'

Do you want some rumpy pumpy tonight?

by Igiari May 25, 2009