Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"
Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.
by Spoof January 23, 2005
by Mindcircus July 28, 2011
Originated in Champaign Illinois at a bar called the Highdive. Bartender, Matt Graham (a.k.a. Grizzo), referred to Rumpleminze as "Rumple Dumple", coining the term.
Hows come every time every time we get off work, you have to act the fool talkin' bout lets do shots of rumple dumple.
by Caz July 25, 2004
Reference to the penis of a non-virgin who is uncircumsized.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.
"Michael has a rumpled fore skin after getting head from that dirty hoe"
"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"
"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"
by Alexander Pierce October 14, 2007
When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.
Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.
Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.
by f-deer February 7, 2010
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by ravenflesh June 24, 2008