Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 9, 2021

Rum Runner

A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.

Craig: Dude I lost forgot my wallet I can't buy any drink.
Josh: don't worry I got my rum runner

by Kazotsky March 14, 2018

spacks rum

It is used to indicate if something has technical malfunctions.

Person 1:"Ahh man, i have some major üroblemes!"
Person 2:"Ohh, if it spacks rum you should get it fixed or get a new one!"

by üüüäääööö February 20, 2019

rum guzzler

one who guzzles (swallows) alot of rum at one time like captin jack sparrow

jack sparrow is a rum guzzler.

by captin jack sperra February 27, 2017

Rum flap

A female version of "whisky dick". When a female drinks too much and is unable to be sexually stimulated.

My girl and I tried to get it on, but rum flap got the best of her.

by wwastfriends June 16, 2017

Rum Bumps

When you take a couple shots of rum and goose bumps infest your entire body!

“Hey Carson take a shot” carson says, “wow I’ve got fat rum bumps”

by emTINGS July 24, 2019

Red Crotch Rum

Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.

During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.

by Big Slick Dick Rick October 30, 2020