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rumble seat 

When a man and woman engage in masturbation while they are naked with the exception of their shoes. While the parties are engaged in masturbation, they are also pushing their feet back and forth until eruption.
I was in Argentina when I met a Brazilian woman who agreed to engage in a rumble seat with me on the 2nd floor of a restaurant where I was having dinner. The rumble seat was great, I blew a huge load onto the stage, got dressed quickly and laughed all the way back to the table, where I ate my steak.
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The Rumble Seat 

Having a heavy to obese person sit on your face and produce flatulence accessing a turtle head while you scream upwards to make him/her get off.
Oh my god. That beotch gave me "The Rumble Seat" this morning without warning! The damn thing touched my forehead...
The Rumble Seat by AcidicTorched February 10, 2008

Alabama rumble seat 

When you’re having anal sex and the penetrated party farts with the penis still inside their anus.
I was banging Anna in the ass the other day and that bitch gave me an Alabama rumble seat.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026