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rumble seat 

When a man and woman engage in masturbation while they are naked with the exception of their shoes. While the parties are engaged in masturbation, they are also pushing their feet back and forth until eruption.
I was in Argentina when I met a Brazilian woman who agreed to engage in a rumble seat with me on the 2nd floor of a restaurant where I was having dinner. The rumble seat was great, I blew a huge load onto the stage, got dressed quickly and laughed all the way back to the table, where I ate my steak.
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The Rumble Seat 

Having a heavy to obese person sit on your face and produce flatulence accessing a turtle head while you scream upwards to make him/her get off.
Oh my god. That beotch gave me "The Rumble Seat" this morning without warning! The damn thing touched my forehead...
The Rumble Seat by AcidicTorched February 10, 2008

Alabama rumble seat 

When you’re having anal sex and the penetrated party farts with the penis still inside their anus.
I was banging Anna in the ass the other day and that bitch gave me an Alabama rumble seat.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026