An obese whore who wears tight clothing while rolling around, knocking people over belligerently. She may or may not have herpes, but she definitely has an STD.
I was at the bar yesterday and broke my legs because that rumbletumbler was steamrollin' down the stairs and knocked me and a group of other people like a bunch of freakin' bowling pins.
The next morning, I woke up and saw a bunch of warts through my ball-fro and it felt like I was pissing out fire.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!