Rule #7

"Rule #7 says, 'Don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they want to.'"

Rule #7 is a rule created by Christian Kane, a bad-ass country rocker who created a song called "The House Rules". In "The House Rules", CK (as known by the "Kaniacs", aka Christian Kane's fan base) pointed out that Rule #7 means "Don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they want to."

Don't touch them women, boy---that's breakin' Rule #7!

by Pontius' Girl May 02, 2010

Rule #7

Defined by Christian Kane in his hit country-rock song "The House Rules": Rule #7 is don't touch the women, but they can grab anything they want to!

Rick: That girl in the cowboy boots is hot!

Dan: Rule #7, man!

Rick: I know, I know - I'll keep my hands to myself - but she doesn't have to!

by Juniper714 May 01, 2010

Rule #7

Rule 7 - never fall in love.

Rule #7- Never fall in love - it will break you into peaces

by Hearthbrokengiorl February 06, 2023

Rule#7

Lyrics to House Rules by Christian Kane - Don't touch the Women, but they can touch what ever they want to.

friend 1: What's Rule#7
Friend 2: Don't touch the women, but they can touch what ever they want to.
That's the Rule#7

by Slvr_tgr99 May 01, 2010

Rule 7

Generally defined as "Don't take the piss." Often quoted as an in-joke, to someone making a foolish suggestion or just taking liberties.

You can do anything you like, mate, but Rule 7 applies

by Tzanti September 02, 2006

Rule 7

The cake is a lie

Ed: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Dave: Yeah, don’t get your hopes up on that one, Ed. Rule 7 The cake is a lie.

Ed: Really, aw crap.

by TerrorKingMugen November 28, 2010

Rule 7

Rule 7 - If it can be done, the Japanese have done it better. If it can't, they have.

"God... I have been playing Dark Souls a month and still no progress man..."
"Rule 7 - Some Japanese guy beat it in 90 minutes."
"What the - HOW!?!?!"

by VERTIGO7 October 20, 2011