An official extension of the "Rules of the Internet" used as a protective shield for fandoms. Rule 1034 states that if the creator of a video game, show, or media property has an explicit fondness for bugs (but you don't have to totally like them, you can just say it's because of the rule), Rule 34 and Rule 35 are immediately nullified and voided!
It is used by community members if they want a fandom clean and scare away artists who make inappropriate content.
(And also using bugs because a lot of people hate bugs, so people who like them are protected!)
User A: "What if I post this inappropriate art on our favorite fandom? *posts it*"
"User B: "NUH UH. The developer loves bugs. Rule 1034!
CURSE OF THE 1034 🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂" or other sentences and/or copypastas about the rule if a creator said they like bugs and would like the fandomclean.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!