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rotflmfaf 

Well, it means "rolling on the floor laughing *something something something something*." Some think it may be "...laughing my f***ing a** f***," but that really makes no sense. People commonly search for this term because they play World of Goo.
ROTFLMFAF, MOM knows best.
rotflmfaf by Goo-er April 21, 2009
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abbreviation for "rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
I'm a fucking computer nerd that knows this word, roflmfao
roflmfao by Josh Meesh February 24, 2003

rofflmfaopimfph 

Rolling on fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in my fucking pants hilarious

Translation: Describes extreme laughter
LOLZ YOU ARE SO FUNNY! ROFFLMFAOPIMFPH!!!
rofflmfaopimfph by Frozenwolff November 6, 2009

roflmfaol 

"rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off loudly"
Mainly used online messengers and games.

roflmfaol - made by combining the other abbreviations that refer to laughing.
rofl + lmfao + lol = roflmfaol


cashup : i had curry for dinner and now my shit turned yellow. lmao

hater#1 : fuck thats gross.

hater#2 : wtf

hater#3 : roflmfaol !!!
roflmfaol by egebiginkegeyz October 25, 2006

ROTFLMFAOWP

Sam: Yo man, Jawsus is hot!

Ben: ROTFLMFAOWP!

Sam: Your gross.
ROTFLMFAOWP by therealhut October 5, 2009

ROTFLMFAOWEP 

Simply Means: Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while eating pie.
Jared:I got fired today dude!

Jeff: ROTFLMFAOWEP

Jared: Huh?

Jeff: Nevermind Dude
ROTFLMFAOWEP by K Beezie July 27, 2006

ROTFLMFAOMFer

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker.
You're taking this text speak way too far and I am ROTFLMFAOMFer.
ROTFLMFAOMFer by Project ACB January 6, 2008
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go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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