rotating stock

The act of eating while defecating, most likely on a toilet.

"Was Bill done with his food?"
"No, he took it into the bathroom. He's rotating stock."

by PoopMotivation September 7, 2014

rotate his stock

Masturbating to ejaculation, supposedly for the purpose of disposing of old sperm so that fresh, new sperm can take its place.

John didn't have a date on Saturday night, so he just went home to rotate his stock.

by jdmat January 5, 2008