rotating stock

The act of eating while defecating, most likely on a toilet.
"Was Bill done with his food?"
"No, he took it into the bathroom. He's rotating stock."
by PoopMotivation September 07, 2014
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rotate his stock

Masturbating to ejaculation, supposedly for the purpose of disposing of old sperm so that fresh, new sperm can take its place.
John didn't have a date on Saturday night, so he just went home to rotate his stock.
by jdmat December 13, 2007
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