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roastbeef curtains 

A girl who has large floppy vagina lips.
No one can find Katie's clit because her roastbeef curtains are in the way
roastbeef curtains by Calin July 11, 2006

Roastbeef Curtains 

When a vagina has been excessively sexed to the point that the lips looks like curtains made out of roastbeef.
Yo Fez did you see the Roastbeef curtains on that stripper?
Roastbeef Curtains by Tom Molnar November 5, 2007

Roastbeef Curtains 

Ex 1. When a girls pussy is so loose that it looks its throwing up, and there extra meat hanging out.

Ex.2 A certain Summer Set re-rack in beer pong you can only get when you have 5 cups, the vagina with a little extra or a diamond with one at the top aka roast beef curtains.
Ex 1. "You know that girl Dubbe, I heard she got a case of Roastbeef curtains"

Ex.2 "Let me get Roastbeef curtains" (While doing a Floppy hand waving with motorboatin your lip)

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026