Rolon 

Mexican slang for an absolute banger track

"Que rolon, perro!" ("What a banger, dawg")

Rolon by Sandro the Mexican August 1, 2018

Rolon 

A family attributed name that means power, honesty, love, compassion, etc.

That girl can be a Rolon sometimes

Rolon by HonestyIsAmongYou September 12, 2015

Rolon 

crusty, crab, crustacean. normally a guy who lives in a basement whos dad looks like an umbrella bird. plays xbox all day. no job and is mexican. loves lunch and stealing lunch. he snaps at you alot. clawing at other peoples lunch. swears too much

That guy looked and acted like a Rolon.

Rolon by CarissaLicht123 July 6, 2010

rolon 

one of the biggest pakistanis ever- goes by the name r2paki

imagine being a rolon

rolon by anonymouspersonthatcomments November 3, 2020

a Jonathan rolon 

The name isn't real but It a saying for people who think there the greatest of all time

I know your good but don't be a Jonathan rolon

a Jonathan rolon by Jonathan rolon November 21, 2020

Gabriel Jowell Rolon 

Gabriel Jowell Rolon, most say he's dumb as hell, some say they feel bad for him, some say he has a brick for a phone or that he looks like a background character in The Simpsons.... well that's all true.

Appearance: A decently tall young man with a forehead as big as my small ass backyard, he's usually seen sporting a pear of basketball pants and a Champion shirt with dark grey shoes.

Personality: Gabe is the one in the friend group who usually mocks the others with a callback or a snarky quote, it doesn't matter if your short or tall Gabe will be there to mock you. Gabe enjoys playing videogames such as the Hitman series of games and other stuff like Vampire Survivor's and playing in person RPGs like DND and Ancient Echo's.

Colleagues: Gabe knows a lot of people but here are the main ones: Jeremy Hall, Stephen Dulo, Alaadean Aziziyeh, Shea Ott, Brian Necro Manser, Matt Laney, Dennis Sutton, Thomas Ott, both Christains, Isaiah Price and Jonathan Barnes.

Enemy's: Stephen Dulo, Alaadean Aziziyeh, and Jonathan Barnes.

HEY DUDE, HOLY SHIT!!!! IS THAT GABRIEL JOWELL ROLON, DUDE ISAIAH REWIND!!!! I THINK I SAW GABE

Gabriel Jowell Rolon by BesonTheWingKing August 21, 2023

Roland Orzabal 

Perhaps THE most underrated male vocalist of all-time, Roland Orzabal is one of the two founding members of the stupendous "New Wave/Pop-Rock" band Tears For Fears, along with Curt Smith. Tears For Fears made such hits as "Mad World," "Shout," "Everybody Wants to Rule the World," and "Sowing the Seeds of Love," as any 80's music fan knows.

What people may not know is that Mr. Orzabal continued to kick ass as Tears For Fears after Curt Smith's departure in 1991, with the albums "Elemental" (1993), "Raoul and the Kings of Spain" (1995), and the B-side collection album "Saturnine, Martial & Lunatic" (1996), all of which feature Orzabal's stupendous vocal range and criminally underrated guitar-playing.

Mr. Orzabal followed these up with a badass Electronic album, "Tomcats Screaming Outside" (2001), before reuniting with Curt Smith, and releasing yet another masterpiece "Everybody Loves a Happy Ending" (2004) as Tears For Fears, with Orzabal's signature wide-range vocals throughout.

30 years in the business, and lots of people still don't know who Roland Orzabal is. Now you know.

Person 1: "Roland Orzabal has to be in the Top 10 singers of all time."

Person 2: "Who the hell is Roland Orzabal?"

Person 1: "The dude from Tears For Fears."

Person 2: "Aren't there 2 dudes in Tears For Fears?"

Person 1: "Yeah, he's the one that kept the name going in the 90's."

Person 2: "Tears For Fears was around in the 90's?"

Person 1: "How do you know there were 2 dudes in Tears For Fears and not know they were around in the 90's?"

Roland Orzabal by Dr. Spartacus January 29, 2012