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Roll it
Verb.
When one must use the cardboard toilet paper role to wipe because the tissue paper ran out. For butt cheeks with a >20" circumference, the entire tube must be used at once; if <20" one must rip up the tube and use the individual strips.
This often occurs under the following circumstances:
-The ass is full of shit, thus eliminating the possibility of waddling to the closet to grab another role
-There are no more roles left in your house or shitting locale
This process is often painful due to the jagged edges of the pieces and it is advised to proceed with caution, nibbling on the edges does help.
When one must use the cardboard toilet paper role to wipe because the tissue paper ran out. For butt cheeks with a >20" circumference, the entire tube must be used at once; if <20" one must rip up the tube and use the individual strips.
This often occurs under the following circumstances:
-The ass is full of shit, thus eliminating the possibility of waddling to the closet to grab another role
-There are no more roles left in your house or shitting locale
This process is often painful due to the jagged edges of the pieces and it is advised to proceed with caution, nibbling on the edges does help.
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It wasn’t bad enough that Kat kept her big bitch pants on and blueprinted the boy fuck who only wanted a cookie the Italian lover Tony hd to roll it out to give the final seal of disapproval
roll it out by Tonythetiler December 1, 2017
roll it in my fingers
The act of tickling a soft penis using the thumb on one side and middle and index finger on the other in order to get said penis hard.
roll it in my fingers by Admiral General Aladeen Aladee June 17, 2016
roll it up
roll it up by jim October 18, 2006
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