by sexymutha September 16, 2020
Verb.
When one must use the cardboard toilet paper role to wipe because the tissue paper ran out. For butt cheeks with a >20" circumference, the entire tube must be used at once; if <20" one must rip up the tube and use the individual strips.
This often occurs under the following circumstances:
-The ass is full of shit, thus eliminating the possibility of waddling to the closet to grab another role
-There are no more roles left in your house or shitting locale
This process is often painful due to the jagged edges of the pieces and it is advised to proceed with caution, nibbling on the edges does help.
When one must use the cardboard toilet paper role to wipe because the tissue paper ran out. For butt cheeks with a >20" circumference, the entire tube must be used at once; if <20" one must rip up the tube and use the individual strips.
This often occurs under the following circumstances:
-The ass is full of shit, thus eliminating the possibility of waddling to the closet to grab another role
-There are no more roles left in your house or shitting locale
This process is often painful due to the jagged edges of the pieces and it is advised to proceed with caution, nibbling on the edges does help.
36 hours after eating the grits, burrito and multiple corn cobs, I unleashed a steamy load into the toilet, only to find I was out of toilet paper; I had to roll it with two tubes, one of which was from the trash can.
by etunim October 19, 2013
by Light Joker April 8, 2007
by mike March 6, 2004
Getting Rolled is a Australian slang term for getting robbed. Most people who get Rolled are Rolled for their shoes. It happens when a group of eshays approach you and either king hit you and take your shoes or intimidate you into giving them your shoes. This can be avoided by being able to spot an eshay.
How to spot an eshay:
-Wearing nautica cap
-wearing brands like tommy hilfiger, fila, stussy, or champion clothing items
-carrying a bum bag
-Walks around in groups of more than 5 eshays
-Has buzz cut with rats tail
Shoes of choice:
-Tn's
-Air max 97's/95's
How to spot an eshay:
-Wearing nautica cap
-wearing brands like tommy hilfiger, fila, stussy, or champion clothing items
-carrying a bum bag
-Walks around in groups of more than 5 eshays
-Has buzz cut with rats tail
Shoes of choice:
-Tn's
-Air max 97's/95's
by WhetOne October 25, 2018
to roll somebody, is to approach them with stealth and aggression and to take all their possessions.
by lifeologist February 24, 2015