So my dad's wife has this kid who knows a guy who has a friend named Rohan, and I haven't personally met him, but I heard from my dad's wife's kid's friend's friend that Rohan was the type of guy to try and act very smart and feed u wrong information if he knows that you're not educated on the subject. However, once you learn more about the subject, you'll realize in hindsight how much bullshit Rohan had been feeding you.

Anyways, to be "rohan-able" is to be in a position where you don't know a subject matter very well, and someone like Rohan can just swoop right in and show his false knowledge off to you. You won't be able to fact check him, because you wouldn't know where to start, but you'll be impressed at his knowledge until you learn better. But when you do learn more, Rohan will stop talking to you about that because he knows he doesn't know shit.

Also, I like corn.

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.