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roffle my waffle

Same meaning as 'rofl' but puts emphasis on just how funny the matter is.
Adebisi: You wanna come inside my cell and hang the sheet?
Alex: roffle my waffle, no ty.
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roffle my waffle

The act of fondling balls in front of at least 4 females.
lawl gayry noobman roffle my waffle lawl
roffle my waffle by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

roffle my eggo waffle 

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*
roffle my eggo waffle by AlakazaM October 7, 2004

waffle my roffle

have you waffled my roffle?
waffle my roffle by Eloisy April 19, 2003

roffles my waffles 

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"
Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles
roffles my waffles by AIDS STD October 19, 2003

roffles my woffles 

Roffles my woffles oll teh roffling timffle..
That dude Roffles my woffles
roffles my woffles by Burdy January 25, 2005
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