rocket ass 

very loose bowel movements that come out of the rectum under high pressure, sometimes followed by a large quantity of air (e.g. 'air breathing' rocket ass)

diarrhea of such character as to resemble the contrail from a rocket launch

"Dude, I got the worst case of rocket ass the last time I ate tacos in Juarez!"

rocket ass by Steve Ocean June 20, 2006

Rocket Ass Syndrom 

Rare but Freaky. Symptoms include: extreme halucinations of alien abduction, localized earthquakes of approximately 8.2 on the richtor scale which shake your whole house, ending in severe anal bleeding and aperant telaportation -- in which the subject/victim falls asleep somewhere (say, in bed) and wakes up inexplicably somewhere completely different (like on the front lawn or in another state) Usually, the subject/victim has no credibility and can not prove the event, but is, none the less, very traumatized. Example: See TV's House. Season 3. Episode 4.

Person 1:
"Dude you were WASTED yesterday, what happened?"

Person 2:
"I don't even wana talk about it. I woke up in the bathroom at Arby's"

Person 1:
"What the hell?...we didn't even go to Arby's last night!"

Person 2:
"I know... and my ass and gus are KILLIN me"

Person 1:
"Rocket ass syndrom...happens to me all the time!"

Rocket Ass Syndrom by mrkompressor June 5, 2008

chunky ass rocket 

Being force fed Mentos while butt-chugging Coca-Cola

My little brother's birthday party was vastly improved when my mom did a chunky ass rocket in the driveway!

chunky ass rocket by Chubby Bubba November 30, 2019

ass-rocket drunk 

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.

"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"

ass-rocket drunk by newton64 April 4, 2008

ass rocket 

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...

1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!

ass rocket by Thor May 13, 2005

rocket powered ass cunt 

Any living creature whose ignorance exceeds mortal bounds, also, it works nicely if they have rockets taped to their back.

Nails work too.

Mr. President, I think youre a rocket powered ass cunt.

rocket powered ass cunt by Alexander Clark May 24, 2008

ass rocket 

To blow a dose of cocaine into the anus through a tube, that it may be absorbed through the rectum

it was hard enough finding the coke, let alone a woman willing to give him an ass rocket.

ass rocket by sybrpunk November 2, 2011