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rocket ass

very loose bowel movements that come out of the rectum under high pressure, sometimes followed by a large quantity of air (e.g. 'air breathing' rocket ass)

diarrhea of such character as to resemble the contrail from a rocket launch
"Dude, I got the worst case of rocket ass the last time I ate tacos in Juarez!"
by Steve Ocean June 20, 2006
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Rocket Ass Syndrom

Rare but Freaky. Symptoms include: extreme halucinations of alien abduction, localized earthquakes of approximately 8.2 on the richtor scale which shake your whole house, ending in severe anal bleeding and aperant telaportation -- in which the subject/victim falls asleep somewhere (say, in bed) and wakes up inexplicably somewhere completely different (like on the front lawn or in another state) Usually, the subject/victim has no credibility and can not prove the event, but is, none the less, very traumatized. Example: See TV's House. Season 3. Episode 4.
Person 1:
"Dude you were WASTED yesterday, what happened?"

Person 2:
"I don't even wana talk about it. I woke up in the bathroom at Arby's"

Person 1:
"What the hell?...we didn't even go to Arby's last night!"

Person 2:
"I know... and my ass and gus are KILLIN me"

Person 1:
"Rocket ass syndrom...happens to me all the time!"
by mrkompressor June 5, 2008
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chunky ass rocket

Being force fed Mentos while butt-chugging Coca-Cola
My little brother's birthday party was vastly improved when my mom did a chunky ass rocket in the driveway!
by Chubby Bubba November 30, 2019
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ass-rocket drunk

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
by newton64 April 4, 2008
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ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...
1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!
by Thor May 13, 2005
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rocket powered ass cunt

Any living creature whose ignorance exceeds mortal bounds, also, it works nicely if they have rockets taped to their back.

Nails work too.
Mr. President, I think youre a rocket powered ass cunt.
by Alexander Clark May 24, 2008
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ass rocket

To blow a dose of cocaine into the anus through a tube, that it may be absorbed through the rectum
it was hard enough finding the coke, let alone a woman willing to give him an ass rocket.
by sybrpunk November 2, 2011
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