1. A very pointless, unnecessary, and painful
game: On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors. The
game:
A Group of males sit around the table and
masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the
game, you are disqualified. The object of the
game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this
game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This
game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.
If you lose: Either you will have to drop the huge rock directly on your penis. Or you will have to wrap Coarse sandpaper around it and
masturbate with it. Or you will have to cut your meat off with the scissors.
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim
jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a
game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."
