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Those people who hog the outside lane of the motorway or express way without passing any other vehicle causing great distress to the person who wants to get past causing them to undertake or tailgate them

BMW's and Mercedes are keen favourites for the crown of road captains,when they do eventually move they promptly floor the gas in an effort that you dont get past only to pull back out thinking "well,I gave him enough time to get past"

road captain by Tim "Timmay" B May 6, 2005

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Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

Road Captain's Favour by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021

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