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Riverside STEM Academy 

The best public middle school in America! Even though it has been stereotyped by many that it is a school only for pizza-faced nerds, there are still very fun people, like my friends, that attend RSA. We can have all the fun we want!
Johnny: What is the Riverside STEM Academy all about?
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!

riverside stem academy 

A crappy school full of bitchy kids who think they are "all that." A word of advice, don't go there
Laird: where does Lara go to school?
Jackson: She goes to the riverside stem academy
Laird: Oh shit don't date her

Riverside STEM Academy 

A shitty school where the teachers are mean and they give a shitload of homework and there is a kid that rapes kids named Zach P.
Girl 1. Where does he go to school?
Boy 1. He's Zach, and he has no phone. He goes to Riverside STEM Academy
Girl 1. Oh shit hell naw he be gay.

Boi 1. Date me I go to a private school.
Girl 1. Hell ya!

Bitches be on da boi.
Riverside STEM Academy by TuPuc August 30, 2018

Riverside STEM Academy 

California’s best public middle/high school in US News and World Report’s 2024 Best K-12 Schools ranking. Our mascot is the Androids. Though we are relatively weak in sports when compared to other Riverside Unified schools, our excellent academic structure more than make up for it. Another downside to it is that the lottery to get in is hard for the wrong reasons because their criteria to apply is lax. It is worth giving your kid a shot, though. Our MathCounts, Science Olympiad, and FIRST Robotics teams are the best in the Inland Empire! RSA über alles!
Marko: (clap, clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap) Androids!
Karl: You surely show the amazing spirit of Riverside STEM Academy!