Guy A: Our daddy taught us
not to be ashamed of our dicks,
especially since they're such good size and all. It gets bigger when I pull on it;
sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin!
Guy B: My daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Would you show me?
Guy B: I'd be right happy to!