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Ring tone 

Lauren please change your Ring tone, I don't like the colour!

Alter your Ring Tone 

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!
To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??
Alter your Ring Tone by kermit999 October 23, 2009

Change her ring tone 

While getting her kitty waxed Becky decided to change her ring tone
Change her ring tone by DangeRuss1 September 26, 2021

Sacrifice Ringtone

When you're in class, just sitting down going about your business, and all of a sudden, you hear another student's cellphone go off. You suddenly check your phone to make sure it's on silent or vibrate, knowing that the teacher/professor has a no cellphone policy. Your phone was on the whole time! You've just been saved by the sacrifice ringtone.
Christina's cellphone: "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH"

LaRon: "Oh shit lemme make sure my phone off!"

Christina: "damn why I had to be the sacrifice ringtone?"
Sacrifice Ringtone by JerseyNaijaBoy February 21, 2011

Ringtone Trauma 

The severe feelings of anxiety someone develops from their alarm clock ringtone.

Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.
Nathan: "What happened to your phone?"
Kelly: "My alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"

Ringtone DJ 

A person who shuffles through all their ringtones, one after another, annoying the people around them. You can yell at them, but they don't stop.
Jordan: Hey, Ringtone DJ, I don't wanna hear your tones. Stop showing off, jackass.

Ringtone DJ: Hey, do you like this one? It's "I Wanna 1-2-1 With You"