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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare 

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
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Right-wing social justice warrior 

A social justice warrior of the right. These people have similar tendencies as left-wing SJWs. The only significant difference is which groups they are warriors for: for left-wing SJWs it is women, racial and religious minorities, and LGBT people; and for right-wing SJWs it is 'murica, the police, troops, and Republicans.
Sports players who don't stand for the national anthem cause a lot of outrage among right-wing social justice warriors.

Right-Wing Slut 

A conservative voter who runs from one new right-wing political group to another, loudly embracing even the most ridiculous of them.

After the Republican losses of 2006 and 2008 many splinter conservative groups arose -- Club for Growth, TEA Party, 9/12/, Freedom Works, BEAR Revolution, etc -- to rally dispirited Republican and conservative voters. Many of these groups have a single-issue viewpoint and corporate backing keeps them viable. Disenchanted and uninformed voters are reeled-in and then do the noisy publicity work for the organization.
"My Dad keeps sending me emails about new political groups he thinks are going to save the country. I thought Limbaugh and TEA party were bad, but now he's onto BEAR Revolution. What a right-wing slut."
Right-Wing Slut by Yo' Momma, too December 14, 2009

Right Wing Slut

Right Wing Slut – An individual who will purposely and automatically sacrifice any and all attempts to concede any element of integrity, truthfulness, fairness or deserved credibility when concerning all political opposition for the lustful, marginalized satisfaction of garnering or sustaining political linkages to the conservative Right.
The eager conservative quickly morphed into a Right Wing Slut, as they laid down with and for any position that was anti-liberal.
Right Wing Slut by Bryian R. October 18, 2011

Right Wing Death Squad 

The Right Wing Death Squad can be seen as one of the extreme variants that lead to the birth of "The Honkening" in recent times, theses are beliefs that the world they are living has went crazy to the point of a need to hard-restart civilization, embodied by the Right Wing Death Squad: an elite force of convinced militia personel equiped with gear meant to strike fear into their targets while making the wearer an unstoppable armed force with an adament resolve to get rid off of what they think caused their society to the brink of collapse.
One example could be the recent New Zealand shooting (if we spare the details) with its mechanical way of acting and lack of empathy, treating the targets with extreme prejudice and still thinking he has done the right thing.
"It is time to eradicate what has been a curse to modern society: jews. niggers. kebab. brits."
-some right wing death squad enthousiast

Right wing death squad 

Something that is deployed to the nearest synagogue.
- Hey, did you Jacob guy? Apprently, he was jewish!
- That explains he was such an asshole about everything, damn it, I wish I caught it earlier! Let's call the right wing death squad.

Right Wing Death Squad 

Cosplay enabling alt-right shut-ins to feel more comfortable in public.
Steve started putting Right Wing Death Squad stickers on all of his costumes after nobody cared who he was when he put on a mask.
Right Wing Death Squad by Ilhenny February 21, 2019