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rickey henderson 

The Greatest Leadoff Hitter in Baseball History. Owner of the all-time stolen base, runs scored, leadoff home runs and walks records. Has 50% more stolen bases than the #2 all-time base stealer (Lou Brock). Known for his hot dog attitude and amazing abilities to do the "little things" to help teams win. World Series Champion in 1989 with the Oakland A's and 1993 with the Toronto Blue Jays.

Played for:
Oakland A's (1979-84)
New York Yankees (1985-89)
Oakland A's (1989-93)
Toronto Blue Jays (1993)
Oakland A's (1994-95)
San Diego Padres (1996-97)
Anaheim Angels (1997)
Oakland A's (1998)
New York Mets (1999-2000)
Seattle Mariners (2000)
San Diego Padres (2001)
Boston Red Sox (2002)
Los Angeles Dodgers (2003)
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Rickey Henderson 

1. An acclaimed baseball player known for being a major-league all time hitter and the 'stolen base king'.
2. A person who incessantly uses their own name in the third person in conversation.
'Rickey Henderson, pick up the phone, man, it's me... you.' -David Cross

(Off album "Shut Up You Fucking Baby!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016