ribalko

Hottest guy with the most massive pp and best wrestler and a mad pimp

Ribalko is so cool

ribalko by Pooper guy man October 17, 2021

Ribalkin Nightcap

Its origin dating back somewhere in 16th century Russia when compost toilets preceded working plumbing systems; a Ribalkin Nightcap is when a Russian servant would, when hiding from his superiors, be getting a blowjob from a female servant while taking a shit above an unkept compost toilet. While being on the receiving end of said blowjob he would simultaneously drop a steamy deuce, and blow his peasant load to kingdom cum. Directly after going kaboom above the toilet x2 and due to such an incredibly strenuous day to day workload, he would immediately pass out on the toilet, empty of his sins.

(This nightcap ritual would usually take place in the evening after a hard days work)

Did you cap off the date with a Ribalkin Nightcap?
It's getting late sweety, should we sneak off for a Ribalkin Nightcap?

Ribalkin Nightcap by Donnie Quadzzz December 12, 2020

Ribalkin Nightcap

Its origin dating back somewhere in 16th century Russia when compost toilets preceded working plumbing systems; a Ribalkin Nightcap is when a Russian servant would, when hiding from his superiors, be getting a blowjob from a female servant while taking a shit above an unkept compost toilet. While being on the receiving end of said blowjob he would simultaneously drop a steamy deuce, and blow his peasant load to kingdom cum. Directly after going kaboom above the toilet x2 and due to such an incredibly strenuous day to day workload, he would immediately fall asleep on the toilet, empty of his sins.

(This nightcap ritual would usually take place in the evening after a hard days work)

Did you cap off the night with a Ribalkin Nightcap?

Is she worthy of a (Ribalkin) Nightcap?

Ribalkin Nightcap by Donnie Quadzzz December 13, 2020

ribaldo 

a mf who will truly not gaf if you not there for him. but he’s still the realest guy out there! he’s very overprotective over his friends and family and will stick by ur side through thick and thin. you need a ribaldo in ur life.

omg is that ribaldo! i love him

ribaldo by urstepmom November 23, 2021