Revali

The Rito Champion in Zelda: BOTW. Originally comes across as a total dickhead, Revali uses arrogance and rudeness to suppress his insecurities. He’s also kinda hot... for a bird. Like REALLY fucking hot. You just can’t hate him.

Let’s be honest; Everyone who didn’t want to fuck Sidon wanted some of that birb dick...

Girl 1: I hate Revali! He’s such a jerk!
Girl 2: I’d fuck him though
Girl 1: WTF he’s a bird!!!
Girl 2: Sidon is a fish tho...

by trashs October 13, 2019

Revali

the blue bird from zelda
he’s soooooo hot

Person 1: What’s your favorite character from Zelda?
Person 2: Definitely Revali. He’s really hot

by joose172 January 31, 2022

revali

A sassy, prideful bird from the Legend Of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. Revali is the Pilot of Vah Medoh, the easiest fucking boss in the game. Revali looks strikingly like Falco Lombardi, but he's kinda the cheap ripoff Falco.

"Revali is an absolute Douchebag"
"Your right, but also your wrong"

by Dickbooster August 30, 2019

Revali

The phrase refers to someone who believes others are inferior (due to race or skill) and to have sex or sexual behavior with people they think less of and to then brag about it. This vulgar that can be used as both a noun and a verb.

"John won't stop telling me about all his incidents with revalis"
"Don't tell me it's over honey, it was only a stupid revali"

by Naturál September 29, 2020

Revali

Hot rito man who looks really gay

Link x Revali is the best ship

by Trans rito is here🦅🦅🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ June 14, 2023

I am way past facing reality!

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

reality dating show

A dating reality show is a scripted, fantasy romance program that focuses on singles and couples in their dating adventures.

, Everything is over-dramatized and exaggerated, as well as the participants overreacting to literally everything.

Whilst "The Bachelor/ette" is one of the bigger ones, there are many different spinoffs and clones.

"Omg did you see First Dates last night? Mary went into a full rage over dropping her spoon!"
"Oh I dont watch those reality dating shows.."

Need an idea for a tv show? Just make a reality dating show..

by HbBrisley July 15, 2020