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Someone that is both a retard and an idiot, use when neither "retard" nor "idiot" suffice.

ree-TARD-eee-itt
Stop being such a retardiot, you retardiot.

Jesus, you are such a retardiot.
Retardiot by Retardiot October 28, 2010
That one duo partner that dose not care about the game
Oh wow did u hear that jamal is a retardbot
retardbot by Traywaythegayway May 21, 2019
retardiot is when a person is both retarded and idiotic at the same time
your a fricking retardiot
retardiot by StupidAnonymousMan June 14, 2019

retardoteer 

A politer way of calling someone dumb. People will probably never know what this means.
"When that guy had accidentally called the police instead of his friends, I knew he was a retardoteer."
retardoteer by w4444n February 20, 2024
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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