jap anus relations 

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

jap anus relations by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

Relation Staycation 

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

Relation Staycation by CXR February 16, 2015

I did not have sexual relations with that woman 

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009

relation termination

The act of severely burning a bridge, so as to never see or hear from an ex again.

He bought his ex some herpes inside panties for Christmas and she opened them in front of her parents and it was instant relation termination.

relation termination by NakedDan January 4, 2011

relation-shit 

A relationship gone terribly wrong.

My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.

relation-shit by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008

Textual Relations 

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

Textual Relations by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008

relationblip 

a very short relationship with little real importance to either member; usually lasting between one day and three months and entered into "for the hell of it"

Man Codey, your freshman year of highschool was full of stupid two-month relationblips.

Yeah, I know, I dated five girls! What can I say, I was bored.

relationblip by idaidaidaida! February 29, 2008