Common location for remote controls of televisions, DVD players, etc. far away from human population
"Hey, where’s the remote?"

"Oh, it’s probably in a remote location somewhere in Australia, you’re never going to find it"
by Dhr25 April 22, 2013
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A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.
College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!
by Soul_Driver March 5, 2021
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Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.
I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
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Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.
Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
by kejo66 April 9, 2010
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Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc
Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.
by kingofgeats July 20, 2010
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