relacts

another mispelling meme, now of the word relax! You still need to get off the internet.

Name: dude, you need to relacts
Fake: Did you just try to say relax?
Name: That darn autocorrect man.
Fake: Oh right, we're in Urban dictionary right now.
Name: Did you just break the fourth wall in an online dictionary?
Fake: *wipes forehead and eats a bag of chips
Name: you just wiped your own forehead, now the joke won't work,
Name: and where the hell did you get all those poker chips from?

by Temmie_Lee October 4, 2019

Mad Relic

Something that’s old/out of style.

“We finna have a show and tell in Mrs.Bicklebicks class today? shieet, that’s mad relic....”

by D-Maul August 21, 2018

Reluctant Ninja

Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.

Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!

Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!

by sensei_RN May 14, 2009

Relic

The Hungry One,Eats Sleep Bath Repeat

Man 1: How are you gonna eat that much z
Man 2: Ultimate Relic Energy

by ProbablyAditya January 26, 2022

New relic

Referring to a Granny chaser who has just acquired his latest squeeze.

"Dude I totally got me a new relic last night".
"Man you be acquiring more new relics than an archaeologist".

by Totem_Snacks October 25, 2019

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

holey relic

An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.

Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!

by Two Hep Cats September 30, 2012