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#1 The Incorrect Spelling of 'Religion'

#2 A Really, Really stupid alliance Guild on Cho'Gall who cant speak english
LOL I PEW PEW NAXX FOR -RELIGON- GM WHO CANT SPELL WURDS LOLOLOL
Religon by mgofkeano February 10, 2009
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Regont is a guy that can change your emotions in seconds, has the best voice to listen to and is very good looking, a trust worthy guy, and everyone deserves a guy like this in their life.
We need more guys like regont in the world
regont by StAyhiDdEn__ March 28, 2018
A destrucive idealogy when interpereted literally. The majority of religon was created in a time when We did not have realistic answers to the bigger questions in life- so we made them up in order to solve unrest. this lead to enlightening periods of time sutch as the dark ages, the spanish inquisition and the holochaust. Islam is the only religon left with a world threatening grip on it's people, whilst the other groups have lost considerable amounts of followers to Science, laziness or logic.
Religon is a matter of Faith and faith is to forfeit logic for lack of ambition to discover the truth... witch hurts.
Religon by MisterElvis October 18, 2008

Regonkey 

Half Regotti - Half Monkey. Often found doing absolutely nothing. As slow as a sloth, as smart as a dinosaur, the regonkey is cute, but that might be all.
I was at the zoo and the Regonkey was just sitting there doing ZEROOOOOO.
Regonkey by MOWB April 21, 2010
A cool ginger man. Tries to identify as a day walker even though he's pretty gingery. Loves big black braps. And cow patterned assholes. Will tell you he heard something from Pokemon magazine when he in fact, did not hear anything from Pokemon magazine. Overall a decent dude as long as you can read his sarcasm. 10/10 would brap.
Guy 1: "Hey guys, Pokemon magazine did an article about me being the top Smash player in the US>"
Group of pals on Discord: "Awh cmon bro don't pull a Rellon on us"
Rellon by Dabitha January 22, 2021

relongation 

after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.
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dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.

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if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor
relongation by Jimmy Fitzgerald April 26, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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